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Tom Ley
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Features Editor

Yeah, they have extremely good podcast voices. Read more

I mean, soccer is the easy answer, right? Read more

I’m really bad at keeping up with and staying committed to podcasts. I do consistently enjoy Zach Lowe’s podcast, and I like to listen to The Watch. Read more

Rob Harvilla is too good for any publication. Read more

It was our idea! Drew didn’t even know we were doing it, although that doesn’t make him any less of a glory boy. Read more

Probably Cartagena. I also really liked Montreal and Bath. Read more

I think Z-Bo is my favorite. It’s those big chubby cheeks. Read more

I used to be Team Pop and then at some point changed to Team Soda. I believe I am the first human being in history to do this. Read more

I only wish we were related. We don’t even pronounce our last names the same way :( Read more

Sixth grade by the payphone at the rec center. Read more

Nah, I don’t think that’s it. We actually had a long discussion about this:

It’s fine! As long as you can get over the dumbass parts, like Batman walking from Kazakhstan or wherever the hell he was all the way back to Gotham in a day, it’s a fine super hero movie. Read more

I read it! I read all five billion pages of it. Read more

Damn that’s a really good idea. Read more

Yeah I don’t think it would really make a difference. Everyone would probably be like, “Yep, that dick is just as bad and messed up as I expected it to be. Moving on.” Read more

You’re actually staying at The Cuck, but it’s been refocused. It is now a forum where men can come to talk openly about their fucked-up dicks. You’ll be doing important work. Read more