I was there when the Rockies won the NLCS. That was fun. Read more

You don’t have to click on the articles you don’t want to read. Read more

It wasn’t. Read more

Not really an accent, but Billy can do a really good Shannon Sharpe. Read more

Brian! Do not take your girlfriend to the Stumble Inn for her birthday, my man. That place is a nightmare.

Honestly, if you’re looking for an open bar special, you aren’t going to find a reasonable one at any good bars. I think your girlfriend would probably appreciate a bar that is cool and fun much more than she… Read more

I have an iPhone 4 and at this point it makes the old 56k modem screeching sound anytime I try to do anything with it. Read more

Ed Sheeran. Read more

I am literally never not thinking about the Bloop. Read more

Kris Bryant, Kris Bryant, and Kris Bryant. Read more

Man, I can’t even begin to tell you how much the ocean freaks me the fuck out. I am convinced that a Cloverfield monster is lurking down there, just waiting to end us. Read more

He’s not winning. Read more

Yeah sorry about that. It should be fixed now. Read more

I can install tile and those fake hardwood floors. I also helped build a brick patio once but it ended up all fucked-up and lumpy so I can’t claim that. Read more

Blair Witch Project, The Shining, 28 Days Later, Paranormal Activity  Read more

Musical instrument. Read more

Ask your friends if they know any cool people out there and then have them broker a meet-up. Read more

Starting pitcher. Read more

Light a buncha matches. Read more

Pleasant! I went a few weeks ago and got stoned and then had some wine at a little wine-tasting hut they had set up on the orchard. Great way to spend a Sunday. Read more

I have no basis for saying this but I’m gonna say Redford. Read more