Man, either the USPS is fuckin up hard or someone’s stealing the Jets’ mail cuz that shit was marked delivered to Florham Park. Read more
One of the best things about baseball is when no-names have these huge moments in the postseason. Like third string catcher Francisco Cabrera slapping the ball to left in the 1992 NLCS. Read more
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I only wish Mr. Kaepernick we as police officers, ostensibly dedicated civil servants, could see the emotional and psychological challenges that our officers citizens in the communities we are entrusted to serve face following a fatal encounter with the worst of our officer representatives, in addition to daily… Read more
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very good SNL sketch about this phenomenon:
Would you settle for a full back? There was a good play last night where two Cowboys defenders tried to tackle this guy. He got shoved out of bounds and laughed at their puny sculpted frames. I think he’s like 290
hmm
I was with a pal at this new craft beer and burger place in North Antelope, Montana up the road from Casper, and he ordered the “900 Calories Of Hate Oatmeal Stout” made by some swill mongering outfit based in, I believe, Farte, Wyoming (pronounced FART! the bartender told us). I ordered the non-local German Pilsner… Read more
A friend goaded me into ordering a Péché Mortel one night, which translates as “Mortal Sin” - it tasted like a god damned ashtray. Read more
Took a buddy of mine out one night to a place in Houston, TX that had all kinds of nifty beers. I’m not a beer snob, and I don’t like hoppy beers. So I tend to stick with wheat beers that are like a slightly more flavorful bud lite. Well this guy fell for the trap—he ordered an Arrogant Arrogant Bastard Bastard. It's… Read more
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I fell for this once. “Oh, I’ll have the ‘Ghost Bees’ please.” Was my last beer of the night. Read more
This opinion would flip in a hurry if Liverpool wasn’t ass. Drew really loves typing “COME ON OUR POOL BOYS” into chatrooms. Read more
BLIND ITEM: I was with a Jezebel employee as she tried to hit on Blake Griffin and it did not go well. Read more
Seems like they will have to get the real numbers, which I believe it was stated were covered under a non-disclosure between Comcast and ESPN, in order to prove they were giving incorrect guidance about the ‘real’, non-Nielson numbers. Any lawyers out there no whether the lawsuit will be able to dig into the real… Read more
If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.
That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.
I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay… Read more