@Green Bay Packer Zubaz: Yum Brands: Horse meat free since '93! Read more

@CoolHwhip: Malignaggiis still out there. Read more

Fuck, I'm out of bourbon. Oh well, Irish whiskey it is. Read more

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Ideally, yes. Read more

Fricker? I barely knew her! Read more

Dear John, Read more

Zack Duke demands recognition! Read more

Most people don't know this, but John Terry's mom is the leader of West Staines Massiv. RESPEK! Read more

Especially for that fucking team. Read more

Jerry West's kid falls into that group. Read more

All I said was he was at the airport. Shiiiit. Read more

@KOGOD: oh, competing against Glamour. I'm an idiot. Read more

Whoa whoa whoa, when did Denton buy Glamour? Read more

Rick hasn't watched much Jeopardy this decade. Read more

@MattinglysSideburns: Talib's latest tweet: Still waiting for the DJ Read more

It'll all be better when Crean installs the A-11 offense. Read more

Does a Jewish passport expire ten years after your bar mitzvah? Read more

Where is the Deadspun Twitter? Read more

Joe Calzaghe is ducking this auction. Read more

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Some might say Antonio was defined by his win over Roy Jones Jr. Read more