11/8/12Why weren't you cast as a villain from a rival camp in Wet Hot American Summer? Read moreByRetiredPublishedNovember 8, 2012
8/13/10That guy should never have moved in next door to Estadio Azteca. Read moreByRetiredPublishedAugust 13, 2010
7/14/10Previous winners include: David Beckham, a man who rides bicycles called Chris, and two of your guys! Read moreByRetiredPublishedJuly 14, 2010
6/17/10It says they conceded two goals before scoring one of their own. I'd expect a lot more deception from Dear Leader. Read moreByRetiredPublishedJune 17, 2010
6/3/10Tim Howard is so lucky he gets his own special goalie jersey. Read moreByRetiredPublishedJune 3, 2010
5/13/10Pack a coat, because South Africa can get pretty Chile. Read moreByRetiredPublishedMay 13, 2010
4/21/10Is it true that the answers to all of the world's secrets can be found in David Hirshey's mustache? Read moreByRetiredPublishedApril 21, 2010
4/18/10Yoel Judah and Roger Mayweather would kick all of their asses. Read moreByRetiredPublishedApril 18, 2010
4/9/10You know it's not Jason Whitlock because there's a bicycle involved. Read moreByRetiredPublishedApril 9, 2010
4/1/10To be fair, that's probably the most relevant article to ever appear on Bleacher Report. Read moreByRetiredPublishedApril 1, 2010
