What draft? Read more

In three years he'll be performing Pants On the Ground. Read more

I'd also like to know why that cop is wearing his sunglasses backwards. Read more

Can Kige join Jordan in some sort of idiot manservant role? Read more

Luke Anton is going places. Just as soon as he gets out of the hospital. Read more

and Jordan Zimmerman will be back by the end of the season as well Read more

Good nugget. Lofty nugget. Read more

It made more sense on Glenn Beck's blackboard of truth. Read more

Addicts United Read more

The Clippers got rid of the two unwanted contracts on their books, so I think they're pretty pleased. Read more

Now if you've got a problem with CNBC's coverage, take it up with Maria Bartiromo. Read more

He's a finger-wagging bore and self-appointed guardian of middle-class virtue who has constructed a moral universe for himself out of single-sentence paragraphs and a copy of The Kid Who Only Hit Homers Read more

David Stern would like to see those two gentlemen in his office. Read more

@BloggyMcBlogBlog: hmmm Read more

I'm inviting Will's dad to my bachelor party. Read more

Okay, now run 40 yards while we film you with this HD camera. Read more

@Bobby Big Wheel: You blowhard. Read more

because pro wrestling promoters named "Moose" are very trustworthy. Read more

My transformation into Phil from "Modern Family" is all but complete. Read more

I always thought that was Smithers. Read more