Damn it, Andy. You're just making Snyder want him more! Read more

Meanwhile, my closet still overflows with Gil's shoes, shirts, and jerseys. Read more

@SteveJeltzFan: I'm sure my family hates me. Read more

Things got really out of hand when Antawn Jamison walked in and flipped over a fruit tray. Read more

The best part of that Redick DUI post... Read more

So obviously someone must be banging a teammate's wife, right? Read more

So obviously someone must be banging a teammate's wife, right? Read more

I really should get my fear-mongering hate clock fixed one of these days. Read more

I really should get my fear-mongering hate clock fixed one of these days. Read more

Tiger is going to cut out the source's tongue. Seriously, he did it to Fluff and he'll do it again. Read more

Oof, that's some Eggers on your face. Read more

@Bobby Big Wheel: That explains everything. #fksfridays Read more

Silly Drew, you know Sarah doesn't read your crap. #fksfridays Read more

Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder Read more

She's no Van Pelt. #philliesfan Read more

Nick Denton just sprained his neck nodding in approval. #stevephillips Read more

@KOGOD: And fortunately Taylor appears to be okay. Read more

The Super Six Classic started out with a bang. Read more

But have you ever been reduced to reading shampoo bottles while on the toilet? #poop Read more

But the Skins are still fucked, right? Right. #wadephillips Read more