Far be it from me, a person of Jewish heritage, to quibble with you on a matter of numbers, but the lowest math performing country according to the source you cited is the Dominican Republic. Now, I’m no cartographer but I’m reasonably certain that is not an Asian country, as you say above. Read more

Jesus Christ, it’s the original arcade game and it isn’t close. Kotaku is now as dead to me as zombie Deadspin. Read more

Still awesome in 2019. Maybe more so. Read more

Ah, if only someone - say, an occasional contributor to this site - had proposed this idea in 2016... Read more

Love you, buddy. Read more

But perhaps no one was helped more than young Patrick Redford, who otherwise would just be remembered as the guy who said “the rest of the card will suck.” Read more

It would not be prima facie evidence in the legal sense (it would not create a rebuttable presumption of responsibility) but it would be powerful impeaching evidence that I think a jury would find very troubling.  Read more

Thanks? Read more

Yes, they can and yes, there is. Read more

Haha, it’s funny because the president looking the other way because of a personal financial interest is the literal definition of corruption. Read more

Basically, you can predict offensive tweets using this formula: Read more

Gentlemen - and I say that even though I’ve spent enough tine with each of you to know it doesn’t apply - the essence of fear is not anticipation, as Red claims (and Albert concurs), it is uncertainty. It is not the knowledge that you will die that causes fear - in fact, most people who have terminal conditions meet… Read more

Sorry, Albert. Kobe Bryant came up with the idea for a ring of protection over a decade ago. Read more

I don’t think casual fans appreciate how hard it is for a relatively fit guy to spend two years training in a top MMA gym and look that bad against an absolute nobody. We have 10 year olds in our gym that have better form after a month of training 3 times a week. No, CM Punk is something really special. It takes real…

Daytona. Duh. Read more

And Loma-Linares! Read more

It would be pretty amazing if Bellator was able to generate millions of new fans from a TV audience of about 45,000 insanely low-standard-having mega fans. Read more

My man! My scorecard looks different than yours but that’s what Gamboa-JuanMa bets are for. Read more

Pretty obvious that there is no defense for the Lions, but nevertheless watch as Matt Millen proceeds to draft 3 more failed background check services in the first round. Read more

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