We like to call the pounder cans of Genny: "Screamers". Read more

Big time hahas at Kevin trying to do work while you jagoffs jack off. Read more

what an even-keeled review. though i know it's because all your fury has already been used up on the mbta this week. Read more

Oh absolutely, but the term "best beer," as you rightly pointed out, is about as meaningful as "best car" or "best jacket," in that all those objects are so inherently subjective that the term is nonsensical. That being said, the terms "crap beer," "crap car," and "crap jacket" can be used to generally describe any of… Read more

The World's Best Beer is the one in your hand, at the proper temperature, that you are enjoying with friends. Read more

The CEO at a very large company I used to work for actually named his dog "heady topper" because he loves it so much. He actually is a really nice guy, but do less. Read more

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1. Their shandy is both bullshit and highly refreshing if its really hot out and is a fine first beer of the day on such days. Read more

The problem when there is so much pine and citrus is that the beer ends up tasting/smelling like body odor. Or at least what I imagine body odor to taste like. I like NW-style IPAs, but it doesn't have to be a competition to see who can pack in the most hops. Read more

No MAN! It'll be like when your favorite indy band sells out to a corporate label! A little part of me died when Death Cab left Barsuk! Next thing you know, The Alchemist will be shaking hands with InBev! If I ever catch some poseur pouring Heady Topper into a beer glass, I'll tear my neckbeard out! Dude! What parta…

Who needs a DIPA to be affordable? You aren't going to drink them in bulk and then shouldn't sit around too long anyway. Read more

Living in California I have tried more than my fare share of DIPA's (terrible acronym btw, just reminds everyone of Team America scenes) and I must say this is an accurate review. No, this beer will never be as good as that ultra rare DIPA you read about on that bear blog while you pretended to work, but it's also a… Read more

I take issue with your characterization of banana Runts. There is no other reason to buy Runts, but for banana. Otherwise, pick up some Spree and be done with it. Read more

4.5% IPA? You mean I can drink two while fixing my bicycle, and NOT lose all sense of coordination and risk severe bodily harm when I attempt to test ride it? BRILLIANT! Read more

lolz a Coors ad popped up when I clicked this article Read more

And this is where they make it...

So after the pour... do you do the 3 sniff test? I recall video I watched recently about properly admiring and tasting whiskey... to where the spokesperson stated that you should sniff your drink 3 times to get 3 various and distinct scents... Read more

Orval is awesome. Read more

"beeerz in the trap...buh beeeerz in the trap." Read more

This beer and Wapner-era People's Court take me right back to my grandparent's house. Read more