These are boom times for the better-than-Bud beer-drinker. Last year, sales of craft beer—which I will never try to…

Hybrid foods are hit or miss. When they're honest attempts to expand the human dining experience by combining the…

I'm fired up for the World Cup, and you should be, too, even if you, like me, don't know shit about soccer. Or make…

Serious Mexican-food folk talk mostly about tacos these days, which is cool, except that tacos are sorta bullshit. I…

Several years ago, I came across a ranking of careers based on overall desirability. "President of the United…

The hyper-importance of breakfast as regards overall physical wellness has been largely discredited, but the first…

After spending the last few millennia in aggressive pursuit of leisure and convenience, mankind—by which I mean a…

Fried chicken is the best. The main reason I had to stop reading about death row inmates' last meals is that every…

You know how New Yorkers are legally mandated to issue no fewer than five annual social-media reminders that…

Remember how Regressing was the best part of Deadspin until they pulled this unconscionable bullshit and we had to…

Cinco de Mayo used to be a nice little half-holiday on which Americans drank Corona and tequila after work in a…

Over the past decade, the American burgersphere has been shaped by three major forces: The first and most odious is…

Craft beer has become so embedded in our drinking culture that TGI Fridays sells Sierra Nevada, Lagunitas sponsors Th…

Despite what the liquor snobs'll tell you, vodka's always fine, and sometimes it's downright necessary. When you're…

Fast-food outlets are often criticized by the discount burgeratti for overstating the innovation of their "new"…

Good news: No matter how you do your seasonal accounting, it's definitely spring now. You're already kinda bored…

With the NCAA tournament winding down and football season still a long ways off, we're finally transitioning out of…

Although I've recently moved into an apartment with three ceiling fans, seven windows, and a bedroom door, I do not…

St. Patrick's Day is tough on a civic-minded, humanist boozebag. I love New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving Morning and…

I live in Massachusetts, which is a proud but anxious state with liberal policies regarding who can get married or ca…