All questions about the “future” of the Internet remind me of this:

Don’t stop writing, ever. Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks. Just put in the work and keep putting in the work. Eventually you’ll outlast everyone.
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Magary owes me his career! He owes me EVERYTHING.
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Teo. The biggest is still my favorite.
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Because they desperately wanted to duplicate the historical success of the Houston Astros.
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I cannot.
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Cracklin’ Oat Bran.
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All the supermikes.
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I’m trying not to think about it. Also: Lots of Jon Jay starting this week, for some reason.
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Hey, thanks. Good luck to you guys. I’m always glad anyone remembers that book.
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Stuff like that, actually. Going on the road and meeting people who read the site was without question the most fun part. Everyone was always so nice!
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I’m sure I was just trying to sleep with you.
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Well, they have an office, with a conference room, and a receptionist, and expense accounts, and a union. So yeah, those were pretty big changes from me walking the nine steps from my bed to my desk every morning.
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Just know that this is what you want to do. If you are not sure, you won’t make the commitment and sacrifices necessary to make it work. You have to devote your whole being to it, and never want to quit, and always want to just keep getting better. If you do that, you’ll simply outlast everyone with weaker wills.
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Willie McGee, obviously. And Mattoon High School, Go Wave.
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America, baby! We’re becoming a nation of little Greg Howards. Look out, world.
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ODB RIP.
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I don’t eat salad, or dressing. So Ranch.
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I always go with Teo. It’s the platonic ideal of what a Deadspin story should be.
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The stuff with Jude Law is rocky, and it ends about four times, but ... yes.
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