*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

Skeevy Ray Vaughn Read more

That’s a tomato Read more

My personal favorite:

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

I’ll see you in hell, Wagner. Read more

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I see Sessions I have to do a doubletake to make sure I’m not seeing Leslie Jordan. Can we please get him on SNL soon? Read more

The Mass Pike is the worst road in all of North America. Read more

“You’re telling me!” Read more

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye. Read more

JESUS CHRIST THERE’S ALWAYS ONE COMMENTER Read more

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent? Read more

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MC Paul Sundue Read more

He’s never been IN the black either. Read more

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section. Read more

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

patrickredford.kinja.com Read more