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Sam Woolley
woolleysammoth
Managing Editor - Art

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand

He doesn’t have a problem being around people, he’s just a college student who was nervous as all hell when accepting an award and stumbled over his words. Chill out, dude. Read more

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute. Read more

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs. Read more

I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh? Read more

Clearly. Please carry on with that, and let the grownups get back to work. Read more

Back in March I suffered a devastating injury and was rushed to the hospital for emergency open heart surgery. Since

I’m torn between Pull up to the Bumper by Grace Jones, Gasolina by Daddy Yankee, or 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton. Read more

That is, at the same time, the greatest blog header gif of all time, and the most obviously flawed blog header gif of all time (with full knowledge that the correct version would not be appropriate, even for the site synonymous with athlete dick pics). Read more