How did you get out of the grays?  Read more

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The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia. Read more

As someone who recently put a story about cooking chicken in a dishwasher on this site, this is the stupidest thing that’s ever been on this site. Read more

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I pray her kid is never constipated. Read more

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post Read more

Well that’s a nice change of pace since usually the Mets are the ones fucking people. Read more

Thnk you got spiritual spotlight on nail brushing. That shit nerds a psa now stat! Doing the lords work. I have three and buy the wooden ones that cost like 3$ from Bi-Mart, a west coast thing that has nothing to do with sexuality and and portland unfortunately. Read more

100% agree on the bed-making. I hate coming home to a messy ass bed situation. Read more

As a restaurant manager, I have a bit of a bone to pick about the fingernail thing. Because yes, I would LOVE to always present super nice and clean nails to every guest I encounter. But that would mean either (1) never doing anything productive outside of paperwork - and probably including most of the paperwork, or… Read more

you look like a fucking bitch who never smoked a cig in her life. Read more

The most calming part of my morning is my commute in to and out of Grand Central. Before I moved to “the country” (meaning 26 minutes away from Manhattan), I rode the G then the L to work every morning for five years. I’m convinced this lead to my premature graying and receding hairline. Read more

...................if yer not gay, you seriously missed yer calling.................as a gay dude myself, whose only luxury is Aveda Rosemary Mint shampoo and (separate, of course) conditioner, it pains me to read of “straight” guys going through all the same shit women put themselves through… Read more

I’ve heard at least two dentists say that water flossing is better than thread flossing. I use both: they’ve each got their benefits.
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I quit nearly 10 years ago and haven’t had so much as a puff since then, and like most ex smokers, I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH. My hatred for it has been an excellent motivator to never pick up the habit again. And like the subject of your post, what got me to quit was envisioning myself in old age still doing it. … Read more

Congratulations on quitting smoking. I’m a child of a smoker. And, I have to tell you and anyone else who will listen. You will regret it if you continue smoking because you will suffer. You’re quality of life throughout will be horrible. You affect all of the people directly around you. And, when you get older, you… Read more

Stop using products with microbeads— they’re terrible for the environment and not great for your skin. You’d be better served by a gentle gel facial cleanser and a twice weekly AHA mask for the same results. Read more