As you know, this site supposedly exists for the sake of juicy sports news and gossip, but what we REALLY do instead is rank random bullshit and start flame wars with those rankings. This week, that means we’re ranking beans. And I don’t mean bean dishes. I’m talking about the actual beans themselves. That, along with actual sports content, is the subject of this week’s Deadcast. Here are the final rankings in case you are too much of an insensitive jerk to listen:
- Black
- Garbanzo
- White bean
- Fava
- Red
- Kidney
- Black-eyed pea
- Hit by a cement mixer
- Lima
Rage accordingly. We also preview the NBA Finals, discuss basebrawls, and answer YOUR questions about Star Wars, muscle cream, office farts, and more. Listen here!
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