Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes turned 30 on Friday. His wife and friends threw him a surprise party. Grimes's wife, Miko, posted some photos and videos from the party. The party had a casino theme. Miko Grimes also Instagrammed a photo of Grimes's cake. The cake did not have a casino theme.
We cropped the photo of the cake for you above. Scroll down to see it in full. Last warning: The cake is extremely NSFW. And there's no unseeing it once you've looked.
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