First he gets outraced by a 16-year-old Chinese girl who's not even in the pool with him. Now here's Ryan Lochte, in the middle lane above, getting beaten to the wall in the 200-meter breastbackstroke by teammate Tyler Clary (in an Olympic record 1:53.41) and Japan's Ryosuke Irie, both of whom passed him down the stretch. Michael Phelps can keep his stupid boring monochromatic gold collection from Beijing. Who does he think he is, Mr. T.? Ryan Lochte is diversifying his medal portfolio.
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