Yesterday, we brought you the delightful video of the seemingly inebriated Bruins fan kicking a hole through a column in a TD Garden restroom. We all had some laughs and moved on, with the exception of TD Garden officials.
According to the AP, our favorite Bruins fan is currently a wanted woman. We're reprinting the report in full to best capture its beautiful comic pacing.
BOSTON — Officials from the TD Garden are trying to identify a woman who can be seen on an Internet video kicking a hole in a bathroom pillar.
Boston Bruins spokesman Matt Chmura said building officials found the damage in their postgame sweep after Saturday night's game against the St. Louis Blues. They are trying to identify and locate the woman, whose face is clearly shown in the video.
In the video, a woman in a Milan Lucic Bruins T-shirt kicks a hole in a support pillar in the bathroom.
Then she falls down.
Perfect. That kicker just slays us. But shouldn't everyone be a little concerned that there's a Chmura hanging out by the women's room?
Good luck to you, TD Garden officials. I hope you bring this woman to arena justice. We'll update you on this story if there are more developments.
Garden officials looking for woman who vandalized bathroom [Providence Journal]