No? Well that's probably because you're not part of the Deadspin Facebook community, where dreams come true. Yes, thanks to a short essay about her love for Tim Tebow, one Lindsey Green walked away with a football signed by her hero courtesy of the fine folks at FRS energy drink.
Second prize goes to a fella named Brian Bonfantini Nitenson, who told us all about his love of Alvin Attles even though we didn't ask. Third prize goes to Michael Zurell, who told us about heartbreak and Brett Favre.