Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl defensive end, has great short-burst speed despite weighing 260 pounds, which is five pounds heavier than the more famous Elvis at the time of his death. In case you were wondering (and in case you were a Spy reader back in the day), here is Elvis Dumervil's weight throughout our solar system:
Elvis Dumervil on Mercury: 98 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Venus: 236 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Earth: 260 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Mars: 98 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Jupiter: 556 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Saturn: 275 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Uranus: 223 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Neptune: 286 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on Pluto: 20 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on the moon: 44 pounds
Elvis Dumervil on the sun: 7,280 pounds
[Spy]