After discussing the excessive celebration penalty that the Chiefs were flagged for on Monday Night Football—you know, for celebrating the touchdown that never officially happened—Kansas City safety Eric Berry took a moment to explain to reporters everything there is to know about his longtime case of equinophobia, the fear of horses. Ultimately, it seems like he's given up on trying to beat the disease and has opted for an aggressive method of complete avoidance at all cost, which seems wise.
You just don't know what a horse is thinking. Can you look at a horse and tell what a horse is thinking?
Fair enough, Eric. Fair enough.
Video via KansasCity.com, h/t Minda Haas