Here's Conor McGregor Knocking Down A Slice Of Pizza Wearing A Wig

Earlier tonight, aspiring boxer Conor McGregor lost to a heavy bag in a public workout so feeble and ridiculous that anyone watching had to wonder whether McGregor had some mysterious business reason for masquerading as a clown or just is one. Perhaps in response, UFC figurehead Dana White has posted the following videos of McGregor knocking (pushing?) down elderly boxing commentator Paulie Malignaggi in a sparring session:

Malignaggi has plausibly claimed that UFC brass set him up to look bad and retired back to decrepitude while denouncing all of this as a circus. McGregor can’t box.