Here's ESPN Sideline Reporter Lewis Johnson Interviewing A Statue Of A Pig

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Only the latest entry in the recent tradition of sideline reporters "interviewing" animals or objects that, because they are not possessed of human intelligence, cannot respond to any questions. Background: that's a statue, and Lewis Johnson is a person, and he asks it questions, and it remains completely still and silent, because it's a statue. Back to you, Beth.