Just a little tip when you're submitting your bits of brilliance to The Hugh Johnson on AOL Instant Messenger: Phallic references will almost always get you to the front of the line. Rips on Andre Ware and Pam Ward are always welcomed. Hey, whatever you're selling, we're buying. But now it's time to roll out our first batch of Hugh... Given their proximity to the Phillippines, Tim Tebow should have no problem circumcising Hawaii.—JelloMan 4 Andre Ware is apparently now a man, because he turned 40. He's already in his mid-life crisis cuz everyone has to remind him of his Heisman glory days.—s2nblog Ah nothing like the start of the season and hearing Pam Ward's manly baritone voice...—Orion5417 We were just informed that its bikini weather in Chicago today. Considering Pam Ward is calling the Northwestern game...that's terrifying. —darktuba Ah, Syracuse vs. Northwestern. An opening salvo in the battle of who could care less.—s2nblog I walk out of my dorm at UF and "Low" is playing. There's nothing like the smell of Tom Cruise in the morning.—MythMan12 I'm a Syracuse fan living in Los Angeles. That means I just woke up at 8am to listen to Pam Ward and watch Syracuse play Northwestern. I've made a lot of bad choices. — NunesMagician Frank Beamer's waddle is already reconsidering redshirting Tyrod Taylor after that Glennon pick.—s2nblog For what its worth, App States punter is Neil young—talangan20 We just got the Big Ten Network last night, and the first game we get is Ohio State-Youngstown State. I finally know what I've been missing.—like3below Someone just looked at Glennon, and he fell over. — FrankBeamersGoiter (actually, I'll give my dad credit for it.)