If You Want To Get Your Two-Year-Old Drunk, Try The Hibachi Place In Jackson Twp., Ohio

"Two-year-old Karl Preusser, Jr. was with his parents and their friends Friday evening, enjoying a night out at the Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse, a hibachi style restaurant where the cook prepares the meal in front of a table of guests. ... 'He asked K.J. if he was 21 and K.J. said yes and opened his mouth because, of course, that's what he sees everybody doing,' Winter told Fox 8 News, 'and he squirted a mouthful of sake into his mouth.' Winter said the boy immediately started crying and saying his mouth was burning." [Fox8]