If You're In Manhattan On Sunday And Would Like To Watch Football With Us, Please Stop By, Penis Breathers

Twice per month, Deadspin readers will be able to congregate and watch football in peace: no more screaming babies, nagging significant others, noisy pet hamsters or any other weekend distraction that's made your Sunday game-watching experience miserable.

The Place: Upstairs at Professor Thom's, 219 2nd Avenue, NYC

The Date: First one's this Sunday, September 18.

The Time: 12:30 until the late afternoon games end

So what do you have to do? Walk into the bar, tell them you're there for the Deadspin meet-up, march up the stairs, and start enjoying yourself. Yes, there will be some drink specials but don't think this will be some freeloader's paradise. Anyway, pop on by if you'd like. Just please don't be fucking weird. Cool? Cool. High-five to the face.

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