"During the first half of today's Illinois/Northwestern game, Illinois linebacker Jonathan Brown clearly looks around to see if anyone is watching before kneeing Northwestern offensive lineman Patrick Ward in the groin. Of course, with 65,000 people, eleven opposing players and five refs - one of whom happened to be standing right next to him - Brown's attempt at a clandestine cheap shot results in a major fail and an instant flag for a personal foul." [Dr. Saturday]