It's A Bad Night To Be A Windshield In Boston

Bedlam in Beantown. Here's the dispatch from our man on the ground, Samer, rendered into singable lines through the atomizing magic of chat:

people are going crazy

one girl was determined to flip the T

she kept starting chants

everyone was happy

there was a cat in a superman costume

but that was the best

it was like a new rally squirrel

some guy held up it up like simba

and everyone around him chanted "supercat"

that's pretty much my field report

Car photo h/t Matt.