I have seen some crazy things come out of the Japanese entertainment industry—trust me, you don't even know—but the country can make up for all that by having Jose Canseco fight a 7'2" Korean.
Canseco will headline the first round of the "Super Hulk Tournament - World Superman Championship," a mixed-weight, mixed-size martial arts free-for-all, against super heavyweight Hong Man Choi of South Korea. Choi is over seven-feet tall and weighs 327 pounds (yes, that main image is to scale) but believe it or not ... he's terrible! He's got a 1-2 lifetime record. Fortunately for Canseco, kicking a giant in the legs is actually allowed in this game.
Un-fortunately for Canseco, he is also terrible. His only "combat sport" experience is an ass-kicking from former St. Louis Cardinal Vai Sikahema and a three-round draw against Danny Bonaduce. So why not unite him with Choi and they can make a mockery of the sport together? Just make sure they don't try to pay you in yen, guys. (Or South African Rand.)
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