In honor of his new book (and in grudging acknowledgment of Frat Boy Thanksgiving), we give you Dan Jenkins's famous list, from Baja Oklahoma:
- Witty and Charming.
- Rich and Powerful.
- Benevolent.
- Clairvoyant.
- Fuck Dinner.
- Patriotic.
- Crank Up the Enola Gay.
- Witty and Charming, Part II.
- Invisible.
- Bulletproof.
If you're unfamiliar with Jenkins, start with Bryan Curtis's great profile on Grantland, then work your way through the Sports Illustrated archives, beginning here.
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