This is the most incongruous pairing of sports and the financial markets since Lenny Dykstra first emailed Jim Cramer. How did this happen? What in the world has the Wild Thing been up to since his baseball career ended? He started his own Wild Thing Southpaw Salsa. Well, of course he did. Mitch Williams—a Coen brothers character brought to life. Anyone else think this bell-ringing gambit is a cruel strike aimed directly at the heart of Phillies fans? Yeah, thought so. Next week Joe Carter's ringing the bell at the NYSE. Mitch Williams to ring Nasdaq stock market opening bell [CBS Marketwatch] Mitch Williams ringing opening bell [Land of Dave Corzine]