A small confession: I have often dreamed of creating a fantasy basketball team composed exclusively of players with the surnames Jefferson and Jackson. (The team, obviously, would be called the Jefferson-Jacksons, in reference, obviously, to the nascence of the Democratic Party.) Never have I dreamed of doing what Yves Edwards has done in assembling his fantasy football team:
But, then, Yves Edwards can do this because he is not white. Also, he is not racist. Also, the "thugjitsu" master can kick the crap out of people, which is more than we can say about whatever team of palefaces he's put together. (See, I can do that because I'm white.)