My Rules. My House. My Mustard Jar, Champ.

• The Adventures of Cecil & Prince Fielder, Vol. 1. [Diamond Hoggers]
• ESPN TV launches a new channel: ESPN CDTSBXLIX. [Bleacher Report]
• An in-depth analysis of FOX's creepy NFL robot. [Sandpaper Suit]
• Your one-stop-shop for the MLS season preview. [Soccer Tickets Online]
• Leverage is not Derek Anderson's best friend. [First And 10 Inches]
• The Orange Bowl's final game ceremonies was missing a hero. [on 205th]
• Has Carl Monday gone soft? Will Cleveland survive? [C-Notes]
• Cliff Fletcher's "confidential memo" to the Leafs organization. [Food Court Lunch]
• You know you're bad if they say the Knicks are "miles ahead" of you. [The 700 Level]