Natalie Elliott doesn't want to slap the vodka-and-crans out of party girls' hands. But she cautions against becoming the woman who blew a .341 BAC at the NIU-Iowa game. "All of my creepy, latent hero-worship for 'Vodka Samm' was ... eclipsed by the dense shadow that inevitably falls late at night over a day of drinking that begins at a 2:30 kickoff." [Vice]