A Middlesbrough fan was reportedly arrested after he was caught on video pissing into the water bottle of QPR keeper Alex Smithies during Saturday’s EFL Championship match, and then tossing the bottle back onto the pitch. It should go without saying that you are a deeply weird and antisocial person if you do this:
I would be a ruined man forever if I discovered I consumed the urine of some shithead whose idea of a prank is to piss into drinking water. Mirror Football confirmed with local police that the man had been arrested and charged with throwing items onto the pitch, a charge that falls well short of describing what appears to have actually taken place. The man’s punishment may not (and should not) stop there:
The report does not indicate whether the keeper went on to drink from the bottle. His team for sure lost to Middlesbrough, 3-0.