Justin Timberlake will share the Super Bowl halftime stage with a hologram of Prince, according to TMZ. This is so stupid. Better idea: watch the actual Prince’s Super Bowl halftime show, right now. Or, even better idea! Just air that performance AS the actual halftime show, tomorrow. I promise everyone would be cool with it.
Update (11:17 p.m.): Longtime Deadspin commenter Dubai At Night says there is absolutely no Prince hologram at the Super Bowl halftime show. We’re shocked to find out TMZ is wrong!