During the semi-final match of the Monte Carlo Masters yesterday between Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, Djokovic's family disputed a call, whereupon the top ranked player in the world told them to shut their fucking yaps, except he was a little more polite about it. Djokovic later pulled out of the match because he felt dizzy, but really because his family name was besmirched.
This forum seems generally in support of telling these people to cram it with walnuts, which is a level of enmity I was sadly unaware of in tennis. Now if this can only be accomplished with the Manning family.