In a shining example of investigative journalism, CNBC's Darren Rovell attached himself, chimplike, to Sports Illustrated's haunches until the magazine finally explained why they Photoshopped away Danica Patrick's SI swimsuit issue ass tattoo.
The photo above left shows how Danica appeared in 2008's SI swimsuit edition, with her U.S./NASCAR flag flying proudly. This year's edition however; no Old Glory. What gives, asked a horny and puzzled nation? SI first said nothing, and then admitted they removed it, but offered no explanation for the act. But today they cracked.
"The Swimsuit Issue emphasizes natural beauty," the SI spokesman told CNBC. "The freckles are left on and, in this case, the tattoos came off."
And tonight, America sleeps the sleep of full disclosure.
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Sports Illustrated Responds To Taking Off Danica's Tattoo [CNBC]
Danica Patrick Tattoo Update [Gunaxin]