The Most Popular Theory On Why Lolo Jones Didn't Medal At The Olympics

Mortal enemy of The New York Times Lolo Jones came in a disappointing fourth place during the finals of the 100-meter hurdles today in London. Lolo Jones is also a virgin. Shockingly, there are a few people who think one has something to do with the other. Of course, missing out on a medal had nothing to do with her talent, technique, or the possibility that she didn't have her best day against three better hurdlers. Nope, must've been the lack of sex.