This Chris Bosh Film Is Better Than All Of The Drugs

This is...I don't know what this is. It's Adventures of Christopher Bosh in the Multiverse.

Here's more on it, maybe. These guys directed it. Both those links are seizure-inducing and explain nothing.

The least annoying guy from Limp Bizkit did the music.

This is a line from the film: "Hello. I'm the Miami Heat player. Mike Miller." He's also a multidimensional wolfman in disguise.

Bosh's lawyers apparently served the filmmakers with a cease and desist letter, but they neither ceased nor desisted. I still have no idea what I just watched. It was awesome.