This Is The Lady With Whom Tim Tebow Is Not Having Sex

In a sense, Tim Tebow is not having sex with all women, but this-Camilla Belle, actress-is the particular woman with whom he's not having sex on a daily basis, despite other outward appearances of a romantic relationship. Here's Page Six's report on Tebelle (all rights reserved, must credit Deadspin.com for usage of Tebelle, Camillbow, Catimlla, Timilla, and their variants):

Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is dating actress Camilla Belle. Sources tell us the couple met at the Met Ball in May and have quietly been seeing each other ever since.

[…] Belle, who has previously dated Joe Jonas, was raised in a strict Catholic household, and sources tell us she and Tebow have attended church together. Another source said, "They first met at the Met Ball in May and have been quietly dating since. It's amazing they've been able to keep it so quiet."

Tim Tebow met his actress/model girlfriend, the ex of a Jonas brother and star of Dirty Dancing 3: Capoeira Nights, at a Vogue-hosted party at the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute? Aw, shucks, I guess he really is just like you or me.