The high school cafeteria jock table nearly flipped over in pent-up anticipation today, when Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn—sports' 218th-hottest couple—made their relationship Facebook official.
"Just posted some pictures of @Lindseyvonn and me on Facebook," totally eligible bachelor Woods tweeted this afternoon. "I posted a new photo to Facebook," added Vonn. On Facebook, Woods had posted a public album ("Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods photos") with four senior portraits of the pair: Tiger and Linds posin' before a flowering hedge, Tiger and Linds hangin' near some palms, Tiger and Linds sittin' on a couch. They also posted personal statements, like any other couple in the world.
From Woods:
This season has been great so far and I'm happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that's happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.
From Vonn:
I guess it wasn't a well-kept secret but yes, I am dating Tiger Woods. Our relationship evolved from a friendship into something more over these past few months and it has made me very happy. I don't plan on addressing this further as I would like to keep that part of my life between us, my family and close friends. Thank you for understanding and your continued support! xo LV
Everyone agrees that this will only end well.