What to watch as I, for one, welcome our super sheep overlords ...
• College basketball: Atlantic Coast Conference quarterfinals, Charlotte, Duke vs. Georgia Tech (7 p.m., ET), Clemson vs. Boston College (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]; Big East Conference semifinals, New York, Georgetown vs. West Virginia (7 p.m., ET), Pittsburgh vs. Marquette (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Pacific-10 Conference semifinals, Los Angeles, USC vs. UCLA (9 p.m., ET), Washington State vs. Stanford (11:30 p.m., ET) [FSN]. Let's just say you're not going anywhere for awhile.
• Motor Sports: FIA Formula One World Championship, ING Australian Grand Prix, Melbourne, pole qualifying (11 p.m., ET). Throw some lug nuts on the barbie. [Speed Channel]