What to watch while recovering from a horrible lap dancing injury ...
• College basketball: National Invitation Tournament, first round, Alabama-Birmingham at Virginia Commonwealth (7 p.m., ET), San Diego State at Florida (9 p.m., ET), New Mexico at California (11 p.m., ET). Excuse me Cal, may we see your invitation? [ESPN2]; Morgan State at Virginia Tech (7 p.m., ET), Charlotte at Nebraska (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN Classic]
• NBA: Detroit at Cleveland (8 p.m., ET), Golden State at Los Angeles Clippers (10:30 p.m., ET). Hey, that first one is actually pretty compelling. [ESPN]
• Tennis: Pacific Life Open, at Indian Wells, Calif. (10 p.m., ET). Any woman player whose name ends with the letters "ova," please report to my hotel room. [Fox Sports Net]