What to watch as Duke shoots about 70 3-pointers ...
• College basketball: NCAA tournament, first round (noon and 7 p.m., ET). My brackets! They're sinking! Man the lifeboats! [CBS]
• College basketball: National Invitation Tournament, second round, Southern Illinois vs. Arizona State (midnight, ET). Yes I'll watch this, because I can't get off the sofa and the remote is missing. [ESPN2]
• Figure Skating: World Championships, pairs short, pairs free and original dance, in Gothenburg, Sweden (7:30 p.m., ET, same-day tape). No TiVo, stop recording this! Bad TiVo! [ESPN]
• NBA: Boston vs. Dallas (8:15 p.m., ET); Los Angeles Lakers vs. Utah (10:30 p.m., ET). Because there isn't enough basketball tonight. [TNT]
• Tennis: Pacific Life Open, in Indian Wells, Calif. (10 p.m. and midnight, ET). If you like your balls smaller and fuzzier. [Fox Sports Net]