What to watch as you recover from a very, very bad accident ...
• College basketball: NCAA tournament championship, Kansas vs. Memhpis, at San Antonio (9 p.m., ET). No, it's too late for my brackets! I'm finished; go on and save yourself! [CBS]
• MLB: Tampa Bay at New York Yankees (7 p.m., ET). Rays trot out Jason Hammel, the pride of Treasure Valley Community College. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Dodgers at Diamondbacks (8:40 p.m.). All righty then. If you need me I'll be in the pool. [FSN]