What to watch with your new friend, Mr. Happy Toilet ...
• Arena Football League: Chicago at Kansas City (8:30 p.m., ET). Here's hoping for plenty of air-time for the Brigade Girls. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Boston at Cleveland (7 p.m., ET). Hopefully it will be above 12 degrees. [ESPN]
• NHL: Western Conference quarterfinal, Game 3, Detroit at Nashville (7:30 p.m.), Western Conference quarterfinal, Game 3, Minnesota at Colorado (10 p.m., ET). Who will be eliminated from the playoffs first, Nuggets or Avalanche? [Versus]