What to watch instead of this ...
• Boxing: Light middleweights, Joel Julio vs. Ishe Smith, at Vancouver, British Columbia (9 p.m., ET). Ishe? I don't know; Ishe what? [ESPN2]
• MLB: Milwaukee at Chicago Cubs (8 p.m., ET). Suppan vs. Dempster: Beyond Thunderdome. [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Game 5, Washington at Cleveland (6 p.m., ET); Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Game 5, Atlanta at Boston (8:30 p.m., ET). Break out your Vick jerseys. [TNT]
• NHL: Eastern Conference semifinals, Game 4, Montreal at Philadelphia (7 p.m., ET); Western Conference semifinals, Game 4, San Jose at Dallas (joined in progress). There's nothing that says playoff drama like "joined in progress." [Versus]