What to watch after pummeling guests with a car jack at the baby shower ... • Auto racing: Formula One, practice for Chinese Grand Prix, at Shanghai (2 a.m., ET). No Chinese fire drill jokes will be accepted. [Speed] • College football: Florida State at N.C. State (7:30 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Brigham Young at TCU. Proud member of the Junior Frog Club. (8 p.m., ET) [Versus] • Golf: LPGA, Kapalua Classic, first round, at Lahaina, Hawaii (8:30 p.m., ET). My Lorena Ochoa fathead professes my love. [Golf Channel]