Welcome to Tuesday Night Fights, a weekly celebration and analysis of street-fight videos found on YouTube. Tonight's fisticuffs: "Girl fight. Me against godzilla," brought to you by "Ms Dawtas." Tonight's commentator: Windsor, a professional model, actress and "The Blonde One In The Blue Dress."
To make a long story short, the big girl and the other girl (my friend) who were fighting in the beginning started fighting in the bar because my friend accidentally spilled her drink — a cherry bomb — on the big girl.
We were outside of a club in Detroit. Ali Almaleky was riding his bike by and just so happened to start filming just in time.
They were kicked out and then the fight continued outside. I'm helping to gather my friends stuff, her shoes and stuff that got dumped out of her purse when the big girl attacked her. That's when the big girl hits me in the face. That's when we began to fight the first time.
I guess she was mad that I made her face bleed, so she came after me a second time. The guy being beat up by the bouncers in the beginning is the big girl's boyfriend. Not sure why the guy in the blue shirt got pushed.
I posted it online because I knew it would get a lot of view/attention and she attacked me, therefore I can't get in trouble so I don't care.
I do not usually fight. However, if someone hits or attacks me, I will defend myself. I like to consider myself a modern day hippie if you will. Very down to earth, peaceful, and kind, although that sounds like an oxymoron since this is a video of me in a fight!
And now, the rest of your Tuesday Night Fights:
• If you're a fan of blue-dressed ladies fighting in the streets of America, this week is as awesome for you as the #NokiaPreParty was for everyone who Tweeted out that PR flak's message verbatim. Presenting "Best Street Bro Fight In San Diego." (Start of Violence, 0:01)
• Wait, wait, WAIT. Ain't this the same alley where Ricky got shot? Probably not. But there's a twist near the end of this one, too. (SoV, 0:01)
• DOWN GOES BITCHTITS! DOWN GOES BITCHTITS! In HD no less. (SoV, 0:59)
• Your "CHILI AVE FEMALE STREET BRAWL 3 FIGHT5 IN ONE DAAAMMM" Intermission Report:
• The lead presentation in this week's Philadelphia street-fights collection is aptly titled "4 Girls Philly street fight." (SoV, 0:18). Bonus Coverage: "A Fourth Of July Fight In Kensington Which Could Have Been Much Worse." Bonus Coverage II: "South Philly Smack." Bonus Coverage III: "Morris st Fight." Bonus Coverage IV: "Peanut Live Philly Cop Brawl on UPENN Campus Naked Girl Fight Dude Got Knocked OUT!! and "PHILLY COP BRAWL PART 2." Bonus Coverage V: "South Philly drunk fights white dude." Bonus Coverage VI: "Smoker beats up young girl on Cumberland St. fight." Bonus Coverage VII: "Philly Girls fighting on 13th & courtland street."
• A 104kg Turk vs. a 59kg Albanian. WHO YA GOT? (SoV, 0:10)
• Oh cool, the storied Ontario Abortion Wars have finally provided long-awaited TNF fodder. (SoV, 0:07)
• For those of you unable to attend Essence Festival Weekend in New Orleans, here's a bit of what you missed. (SoV, instantly)
• Your Shit Gets Real On Briggs St. in Harrisburg, Pa. Commercial Break:
• Sources tell Deadspin "that one gurl had slept with the other girls man. she aint havin it." (SoV, instantly)
• From semi-regular TNF contributor Anthony Tao comes this Benny Hillian "Young Lady Fights Elderly Grandmother After Unleashed Dog Harasses Child." (SoV, 0:30)
• One has to assume that this fracas from Pittsburg, Cal. is deemed an "UNFAIR STREET FIGHT" because the bigger dude hikes his jeans up prior to battle. (SoV, 0:33)
• Your "South African Violence" live look-in:
• Apparently you can wear jorts to a machete fight. (SoV, 0:15)
• Here's "School Yard BEATDOWN!" which is a video in which someone gets beaten down in a schoolyard. (SoV, instantly)
• The third-man-in rule is clearly violated in this video. This is true the first time they show a guy getting kicked in the head. Same goes for the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth times, as well. (SoV, instantly)
• Your Brazilian vs. Irish Travelers Interlude:
• I haven't seen Magic Mike. You probably haven't either. So, let's just agree that the guy in the slut shorts was an extra and be done with it. (SoV, 0:11)
• Here, a drunken street fight is captured from the vehicle of a curious passerby. (SoV, instantly)
• Others: "Brawl Round 1 & 2." "Tough Guy FAIL!!" "Girl Fight!" "One sided boxing fight." "Fight in the projects." "4th of July Sissy Slap Fight." "Ghetto fight." "Jumping bitches James gets shoe knocked off by bat." "Knockout City 198st." "Real bloody street fighting." "Hobos fighting over bag." "Funny Drunk Street Fight!!! Don't Drink Beer Kids!!! (H/T CK)" "Phone real shot full time school girls to fight the ultra violence." "Super funny fight!" "Lassy wanna scrap." "4 rednecks pick a fight with 2 mma fighters."
• Your Crazy White Folks Coda: